Celebrities With Terrible Mates

This makes no sense to me at all. I mean whats the point of being a celebrity if you can't benefit off the free hot ass? I mean these celebrities aren't only one night standing these creatures, BUT they are putting a motherfucking ring on it!? Who knows? Maybe it's just the whole in my heart that says that just isn't right, like the fact that Rkelly still claims it wasn't him in the sex tape but that's totally off topic! BUT i can say these couples give flase hope to people all over the world, they have that fugly thing looking in the mirror getting ready to hit the club thinking " hey if, such and such got this celebrity looking like that, i can at least get an average Joe with no baby momma drama and some good credit" NOT! Heres some flics of the most outrageous couples i've noticed.

No One Cuddles After Sex.

Intamaticy is dead because whores murdered it, buried it, and had a funeral that everyone attended and was happy to see die.

I think it died right around the era when sidekicks, aim, and texting became popular. This is when guys started acting a fucking fool and showing their ass. Aim/Sidekicks made it so easy for guys to talk to more than one female at a time and for her to not find out about it. It also allowed for a goal to be reached when talking to this guy, the goal was getting on his icon. Bitches were so thirsty, and so willing to jump threw hoops and rip threw fish nets to be the girl on icon.This showcased your beautiful or not so beautiful face to all his aim buddies and bitches, making you THAT BITCH.

It seemed that like every conversation included the phrase: "Aye, send me some pics " EVEN though most of the people you talked to saw you on a regular basis and knew EXACTLY what you looked like. Pictures were being sent left and right, and then one day some slut bag whore took it too far, she sent him a NAKED PICTURE and had cyber sex via aim -__-

This is when it became so exceptable to be a slut behind the keypad of your phone. It was second nature to take pictures with your ass propped up on bathroom sink and asking a guy what he would do to the pussy if he was in front of you.

Guys were able to say the asshole shit they never had the balls to say in person via aim/text EVEN if they weren't cute! Just the fact that they had a dick and two balls meant that they could talk to a girl whatever way they wanted and if a girl wasn't okay with that? It was perfectly fine because all he had to do was scroll down his aimlist/contacts and find a girl that wouldnt mind being talked to this way.

Obviously aim/sidekicks are now dead, but the mentality guys had while using these devices are still very relevant . Guys don't pay for dates, open the door, or even *GASP cuddle after sex. Why would he? When all he has to do is hit up Shontae and she's going to waste her gas to drive to his destination to fuck him real nice like, with out him spending a dime or quality time [ that ryhmed ].

It's totally normal to see an ain't shit nigga with a beautiful girl who has something going for herself, why? because some how we've been brained washed to believe that any guy is superior to a female so it's just fine.

People aren't in committed relationships, why? Not because the girl is geniuely happy not having the title of being a girlfriend but because the guy isn't obligated to make that commitment to recieve the benefits if he had one. Which includes expensive gifts, free rides, free pussy, etc.

It's a little sad to think that girls are so disposable and so content in being so, but hey why knock a good thing right?

Levels Of Gayness...And Your Most Likely A Little Gay. No? I Doubt It.

Homophobia is pretty much everywhere we look, but i think most of everybody will be surprised to find out that we all are a little gay, and that MOST of the population is not 100% straight or 100% gay. 

One day I was watching Oprah, and just as i was about to change the channel, she goes into this long lecture about how most of everybody is gay. So here you go, I took notes so that YOU can determine how gay/straight you are.

Level 6: Completely straight. You have no homosexual thoughts WHAT so ever. you've never looked at a girl (if your a girl) and said "oh, she's pretty" Level 6 is an extreme straight person, and mostly guys are Level 6's.

Level 5: You are attracted to someone who is IMPOSSIBLE for you to be with. (Ex: Megan Foxx, Beyonce, Cassie) and it just ends at that. you basically just want to kiss them or have a physical experience with them. This is also for the girl who makes out with girls at bars but just does it for "fun"

Level 4: You are attracted to someone in which you share an emotional bond with, like lets say your best friend. (Think the white girl in Higher Learning BEFORE they kissed)

Level 3: You are bisexual. You are capable of having a physical/emotional relationship with someone of the same sex. Penis and vagina? It's all the same thing to you and you need a second helping of both.

Level 2: You are attracted physically to the same sex, but it's possible for you to have an emotional connection with someone of the opposite sex.

Level 1: You are gay. You like what you have and you want more of it. More of the same genitalia on a platter for you please.

The average person identify with levels 4 & 5. If you MUST know, I identify with level 5. I've kissed a girl or two in my day and i had this insane/creepy crush on Megan Foxx last year. Oprah on the other hand, is defiantly a Level 4. There's no way she can legit be attracted to Gayles face. What Level are you?

Men Who Shave Their Pubes!?

Oh jesus, how gay is that? Recently i saw a poll that had in depth percentages on guys that shave etc. :

The 50% that trim themselves: YES! These are my kind of men. I don't want some guy with a bush that looks like hes been documenting and naming every pub since he was 12. I want just enough hair so that i know: 1. He's straight 2. He man enough to fuck me hard 3. He's not a dirty bum who gives zero fucks about hygene.

The 36% that shave  themselves: No! No! No! and NO a gazillion billion more times. Okay maybe i'm going a little overboard and need to half that gazillion billion.

The 5% that don't manscape at all: Now that's just nasty, plain old nasty. These be the guys that have little critters that are having a feasta in there pants.

The 4% that manscape but not the groin: Sounds A Okay to me!

The 3.1 % who go to a salon: Now this is beyond homosexual, maybe they meant " Men who go to the BARBERSHOP "? is so that completely normal and perferred.
The 1.3 % that wax themselves: Again GAY, which is a word i have overused in this post, but hey it was pretty neccesary considered the overwhelming sprinkles of homo.

Things that are okay to shave: Beard, Chest, Stomach, and Back. *Although  personally i like a real man, a man that could go head to head with the orginal cave man and maybe not not win the fight but at least not die during the process. I like hair on men, but don't get me wrong, i don't want a fucking andy from 40 year old verson[picture]. For the most part most women don't have a problem with men shaving these parts and in fact would rather they did shave these parts.

Things that are GAY to shave: Dick/Balls, Legs, and Arms: I mean how pussy can you get? two things come to mind when i think of a man shaving [picture] Imagine a guy in this postion, dick and balls dangaling and ass sitting up in the air yearning for a another guy to penatrate his ass whole. The second is, you know when you haven't shaved in 2 days and your hair begins to grow back? you can see the hair but it causes prickles that are annoying to the touch? it's enough that you have them, but your man having them? Hell to the naw girl.

Break Up With Your Boyfriend Already! Part 1: Cheating & STD's.

As far as relationship goes, people tend to think that their relationship is somewhat different ..but for the most part we all go through the same emotions and bullshit that every other couple does. I have a list of common things that happen in relationships and I'm gonna make it easy for you if your thinking about breaking up with this person.

Cheating is what typically happens when someone gets bored in the relationship, or it happens when someone isn't getting their needs met. Theres two types of cheating. One, is emotional cheating (which is WAY worse!). Emotional cheating is when the said boyfriend/girlfriend is communicating with someone else and texting them..pretty much LIKING them and paying more attention to them than you do your own partner. The second type of cheating is physical cheating, and that's basically when said boyfriend/girlfriend fucks someone else.

1.  If this person is a repeat offender..this wasn't the first time and it certainly   won't be the last time honey, get yourself the fuck out of this relationship.

2.  If this person had a full blown relationship with someone else: DROP HIM/HER.

3.  If this person cheats on you, and as a result brings you back panty critters, and has impregnated some other bitch, LEAVE NOW.

4.  If you know damn well this person cheated, and their LYING about it trying to cover it up, leave his/her ass. Their a liar AND a cheater..and that is unattractive.

1.  If your man/woman cheated on you six years ago, and you guys have been together for seven years...let it the fuck go. It had no effect on your relationship.

2.  If this person is remorseful for their actions, and not remorseful because they got caught the fuck up, maybe you could give em' another chance?

 You should probably break up with someone who's cheated on you. Their unappreciative of the things you do for them, all that good vagina/penis your giving up is going to waste. Give it to someone who cares.

STD's are what happens to 1 out of every 4 of us by the time were 25. 

 

 1. If you somehow figure out that this person knew they had an STD and still fucked you...DUH bitch break up with him.

2. If your boyfriend was cheating on you, and brought you back panty critter from said mistress, fuck up his car and THEN break up with him. (don't leave fingerprints!)

3. If you got an STD from him, then got it taken care of...then contracted it AGAIN! Get the fuck away from this dude! Not only is he cheating on you, he's cheating on you with some dirty skank and that is fucking unimpressive. 

1. If You contrated something a little more serious that can't go away with a couple of pills (i.e. herpes, HIV, Hepetitis) you MIGHT as well try to make it work. You guys can have all the infected sex you want & won't have to worry about condoms because it can't get any worse. Unless you get pregnant and are stupid enough to plan on having a kid that has to pass through that vagina of yours. That's like, the saddest thing in the whole world. (get a C-section, adoption plan, or an abortion)

2. If you and your partner have been together for some time now, and there has been no signs of him cheating, it's probable that he got it from some girl before you, and you can't do anything about what he was doing before you guys got together. You can make sure that it doesn't happen again and you and your next boyfriend can go get tested before you have sex.

In my personal opinion, I don't think there's too many sick fucks out here purposely  giving people STD's. If it's treatable and your relationship was on good terms already, i say get over it and be more sexually aware next time.

That's it for now, stay tuned for Part 2! 

Tweets Of The Week!

Just A Little Something...

 

 

Here's a little something to hold you off 'till out re-launch of Girltalkk.com

 Send these cute little e-cards to your friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, ex lovers or what have you! Their just too cute to be sitting here not in use.

Meet The Bad Girls!

                    
What would a blog be without a recap of the Bad Girl Club? This season (season 6) has a collection of some of the best hot messes in this country. In my opinion, these group of girls are the most attractive yet..there is no one here who is outstandingly unattractive so that's always a plus. Since the first episodes are always filled with drunken madness, I thought i'd give you all a look at my first impression of these ladies.

Char- Char is a 27 year old woman who had a GOOD job but basically gave a huge fuck you to her job so that she could release her inner ratchetness on national television. Even though Char is the oldest one in the Bad Girl bunch, she has some growing up to. (OBVIOUSLY)

First Impression:
1. She's pretty.
2. Say what? Bitch left her job?...to be on THIS show?
3. -_-

Predictions:

1. She will be the sensible, boring mama bear of the house.

2. She will however, whoop some ass when needed.

3. She'll run the house.

Jade- Jade is your average pretty black girl with some drinking/daddy issues. Jade apparently has a bladder condition in which she cannot hold her piss, so any future UTI's (urinary tract infections) are out of the question. During her very short time in the house, she was also known as the "pink suitcase girl".

First Impressions:
1. She needs her roots done
2. She is looking rather...festive with her pumpkin outfit on.
3. She...is...FUCKING...annoying. Pretty, but annoying.
4. Maybe she'll drink until she gets alcohol poisoning so she can get hospitalized so she can shut the fuck up for the rest of the episode.

Predictions:
Thankfully, miss Jade got ran out of the house after Nicki (we'll get to her) hid her suitcase in the bushes. Apparently she had enough of the "drama" and decided to leave. I was kinda hoping that she'd get hospitalized..but hey..we can't win them all.

Jessica- Jessica does not look as good on TV as she does in this picture. I HATED that she was the first girl in the house because we had to listen to this three minute monologue about how "dope" the house is. I'm all for thinking out loud, but when your voice is fucking annoying, i would appreciate if you kept your thoughts to yourself.

First Impressions:
1. Is she mexican trying to act black? or is she black trying to act mexican?
2. OMG...her voice...make it stop!
3. Her voice is not nearly as annoying when she's interacting with other people...strange.

Predictions:
1. Homegirl is going to get kicked the fuck out of this house within the next few episodes.

Kori- Kori is actually one of my favorites in the house so far, I'm sure this has a lot to do with the fact that she's posed in Playboy. Unlike most of the blondes in past seasons, she doesn't seem to be judgmental and she's open minded.

First Impressions:
1. Cute white girl.
2. The girls are going to think she's an easy target.

Predictions:
1. She's going to get in some silly fight over some silly thing and get her silly ass kicked out of that silly house.

Lauren- For some reason, i have a hard time liking people with the same name as me, and this Lauren is no exception. She comes off as...boring & vacant. I don't really remember much besides the fact that she's a "Hillbilly" (Jessica's words, not mine) and that she's the kind of drinker who has blackouts.

First Impressions:
1. Why is she here? She is no Bad Girl. In fact, she's reminiscent of THIS "Bad Girl" from season 4.

Predictions:
1. I have no predictions for Miss Lauren, the only thing i do hope however is that she gets a one way ticket to get out of "I'm boring and have no personality so therefore people cannot blog about me" land.

Nikki- Oh Nikki, you undercover lesbian you! Nikki is equivlent to that annoying guy in Jr. high who calls you names because he likes you. Initially, I liked this girl but her pranks (putting a vibrator in Jade's suitcase -_-) are soooooo aamature. However i would dare not say that to her face because it is obvious that she takes some type of steroids and would beat my ass. or rape me. Whatever one she's in the mood to do to me that day.

First Impressions:
1. She has a pretty face but why is she shaped like a football player? OH, it's because she plays football. It all makes sense now.
2. You are not funny, your jokes are like popsicle stick jokes.

Predictions:
1. The whole house is going to get sick of her shit-and FAST! Unfortunately for them though, Miss Nikki is a tough cookie and doesn't give one goddamn about any of that because at the end of the day, she'll kick your ass...at the reunion.

Sydney- Sydney is another one of my favorites so far. She has common sense, and she's not a fan of drunken drama -and those two things alone will take you far in my book of people i like.

First Impressions:
1. Fiesty Red hair and tattoos? I LIKE YOU.
2. Stop immating Jades drunk face..it's making you look unattractive.
3.She reminds me of season 5 Lea.

Predictions:
1. I think Sydneys in here for the long haul. Annnnnnddd she'll hook up with a few girls in the house (obviously)