Break Up With Your Boyfriend Already! Part 1: Cheating & STD's.

As far as relationship goes, people tend to think that their relationship is somewhat different ..but for the most part we all go through the same emotions and bullshit that every other couple does. I have a list of common things that happen in relationships and I'm gonna make it easy for you if your thinking about breaking up with this person.

Cheating is what typically happens when someone gets bored in the relationship, or it happens when someone isn't getting their needs met. Theres two types of cheating. One, is emotional cheating (which is WAY worse!). Emotional cheating is when the said boyfriend/girlfriend is communicating with someone else and texting them..pretty much LIKING them and paying more attention to them than you do your own partner. The second type of cheating is physical cheating, and that's basically when said boyfriend/girlfriend fucks someone else.

1.  If this person is a repeat offender..this wasn't the first time and it certainly   won't be the last time honey, get yourself the fuck out of this relationship.

2.  If this person had a full blown relationship with someone else: DROP HIM/HER.

3.  If this person cheats on you, and as a result brings you back panty critters, and has impregnated some other bitch, LEAVE NOW.

4.  If you know damn well this person cheated, and their LYING about it trying to cover it up, leave his/her ass. Their a liar AND a cheater..and that is unattractive.

1.  If your man/woman cheated on you six years ago, and you guys have been together for seven years...let it the fuck go. It had no effect on your relationship.

2.  If this person is remorseful for their actions, and not remorseful because they got caught the fuck up, maybe you could give em' another chance?

 You should probably break up with someone who's cheated on you. Their unappreciative of the things you do for them, all that good vagina/penis your giving up is going to waste. Give it to someone who cares.

STD's are what happens to 1 out of every 4 of us by the time were 25. 

 

 1. If you somehow figure out that this person knew they had an STD and still fucked you...DUH bitch break up with him.

2. If your boyfriend was cheating on you, and brought you back panty critter from said mistress, fuck up his car and THEN break up with him. (don't leave fingerprints!)

3. If you got an STD from him, then got it taken care of...then contracted it AGAIN! Get the fuck away from this dude! Not only is he cheating on you, he's cheating on you with some dirty skank and that is fucking unimpressive. 

1. If You contrated something a little more serious that can't go away with a couple of pills (i.e. herpes, HIV, Hepetitis) you MIGHT as well try to make it work. You guys can have all the infected sex you want & won't have to worry about condoms because it can't get any worse. Unless you get pregnant and are stupid enough to plan on having a kid that has to pass through that vagina of yours. That's like, the saddest thing in the whole world. (get a C-section, adoption plan, or an abortion)

2. If you and your partner have been together for some time now, and there has been no signs of him cheating, it's probable that he got it from some girl before you, and you can't do anything about what he was doing before you guys got together. You can make sure that it doesn't happen again and you and your next boyfriend can go get tested before you have sex.

In my personal opinion, I don't think there's too many sick fucks out here purposely  giving people STD's. If it's treatable and your relationship was on good terms already, i say get over it and be more sexually aware next time.

That's it for now, stay tuned for Part 2!