Men Who Shave Their Pubes!?

Oh jesus, how gay is that? Recently i saw a poll that had in depth percentages on guys that shave etc. :

The 50% that trim themselves: YES! These are my kind of men. I don't want some guy with a bush that looks like hes been documenting and naming every pub since he was 12. I want just enough hair so that i know: 1. He's straight 2. He man enough to fuck me hard 3. He's not a dirty bum who gives zero fucks about hygene.

The 36% that shave  themselves: No! No! No! and NO a gazillion billion more times. Okay maybe i'm going a little overboard and need to half that gazillion billion.

The 5% that don't manscape at all: Now that's just nasty, plain old nasty. These be the guys that have little critters that are having a feasta in there pants.

The 4% that manscape but not the groin: Sounds A Okay to me!

The 3.1 % who go to a salon: Now this is beyond homosexual, maybe they meant " Men who go to the BARBERSHOP "? is so that completely normal and perferred.
The 1.3 % that wax themselves: Again GAY, which is a word i have overused in this post, but hey it was pretty neccesary considered the overwhelming sprinkles of homo.

Things that are okay to shave: Beard, Chest, Stomach, and Back. *Although  personally i like a real man, a man that could go head to head with the orginal cave man and maybe not not win the fight but at least not die during the process. I like hair on men, but don't get me wrong, i don't want a fucking andy from 40 year old verson[picture]. For the most part most women don't have a problem with men shaving these parts and in fact would rather they did shave these parts.

Things that are GAY to shave: Dick/Balls, Legs, and Arms: I mean how pussy can you get? two things come to mind when i think of a man shaving [picture] Imagine a guy in this postion, dick and balls dangaling and ass sitting up in the air yearning for a another guy to penatrate his ass whole. The second is, you know when you haven't shaved in 2 days and your hair begins to grow back? you can see the hair but it causes prickles that are annoying to the touch? it's enough that you have them, but your man having them? Hell to the naw girl.