Levels Of Gayness...And Your Most Likely A Little Gay. No? I Doubt It.

Homophobia is pretty much everywhere we look, but i think most of everybody will be surprised to find out that we all are a little gay, and that MOST of the population is not 100% straight or 100% gay. 

One day I was watching Oprah, and just as i was about to change the channel, she goes into this long lecture about how most of everybody is gay. So here you go, I took notes so that YOU can determine how gay/straight you are.

Level 6: Completely straight. You have no homosexual thoughts WHAT so ever. you've never looked at a girl (if your a girl) and said "oh, she's pretty" Level 6 is an extreme straight person, and mostly guys are Level 6's.

Level 5: You are attracted to someone who is IMPOSSIBLE for you to be with. (Ex: Megan Foxx, Beyonce, Cassie) and it just ends at that. you basically just want to kiss them or have a physical experience with them. This is also for the girl who makes out with girls at bars but just does it for "fun"

Level 4: You are attracted to someone in which you share an emotional bond with, like lets say your best friend. (Think the white girl in Higher Learning BEFORE they kissed)

Level 3: You are bisexual. You are capable of having a physical/emotional relationship with someone of the same sex. Penis and vagina? It's all the same thing to you and you need a second helping of both.

Level 2: You are attracted physically to the same sex, but it's possible for you to have an emotional connection with someone of the opposite sex.

Level 1: You are gay. You like what you have and you want more of it. More of the same genitalia on a platter for you please.

The average person identify with levels 4 & 5. If you MUST know, I identify with level 5. I've kissed a girl or two in my day and i had this insane/creepy crush on Megan Foxx last year. Oprah on the other hand, is defiantly a Level 4. There's no way she can legit be attracted to Gayles face. What Level are you?