Meet The Bad Girls!

                    
What would a blog be without a recap of the Bad Girl Club? This season (season 6) has a collection of some of the best hot messes in this country. In my opinion, these group of girls are the most attractive yet..there is no one here who is outstandingly unattractive so that's always a plus. Since the first episodes are always filled with drunken madness, I thought i'd give you all a look at my first impression of these ladies.

Char- Char is a 27 year old woman who had a GOOD job but basically gave a huge fuck you to her job so that she could release her inner ratchetness on national television. Even though Char is the oldest one in the Bad Girl bunch, she has some growing up to. (OBVIOUSLY)

First Impression:
1. She's pretty.
2. Say what? Bitch left her job?...to be on THIS show?
3. -_-

Predictions:

1. She will be the sensible, boring mama bear of the house.

2. She will however, whoop some ass when needed.

3. She'll run the house.

Jade- Jade is your average pretty black girl with some drinking/daddy issues. Jade apparently has a bladder condition in which she cannot hold her piss, so any future UTI's (urinary tract infections) are out of the question. During her very short time in the house, she was also known as the "pink suitcase girl".

First Impressions:
1. She needs her roots done
2. She is looking rather...festive with her pumpkin outfit on.
3. She...is...FUCKING...annoying. Pretty, but annoying.
4. Maybe she'll drink until she gets alcohol poisoning so she can get hospitalized so she can shut the fuck up for the rest of the episode.

Predictions:
Thankfully, miss Jade got ran out of the house after Nicki (we'll get to her) hid her suitcase in the bushes. Apparently she had enough of the "drama" and decided to leave. I was kinda hoping that she'd get hospitalized..but hey..we can't win them all.

Jessica- Jessica does not look as good on TV as she does in this picture. I HATED that she was the first girl in the house because we had to listen to this three minute monologue about how "dope" the house is. I'm all for thinking out loud, but when your voice is fucking annoying, i would appreciate if you kept your thoughts to yourself.

First Impressions:
1. Is she mexican trying to act black? or is she black trying to act mexican?
2. OMG...her voice...make it stop!
3. Her voice is not nearly as annoying when she's interacting with other people...strange.

Predictions:
1. Homegirl is going to get kicked the fuck out of this house within the next few episodes.

Kori- Kori is actually one of my favorites in the house so far, I'm sure this has a lot to do with the fact that she's posed in Playboy. Unlike most of the blondes in past seasons, she doesn't seem to be judgmental and she's open minded.

First Impressions:
1. Cute white girl.
2. The girls are going to think she's an easy target.

Predictions:
1. She's going to get in some silly fight over some silly thing and get her silly ass kicked out of that silly house.

Lauren- For some reason, i have a hard time liking people with the same name as me, and this Lauren is no exception. She comes off as...boring & vacant. I don't really remember much besides the fact that she's a "Hillbilly" (Jessica's words, not mine) and that she's the kind of drinker who has blackouts.

First Impressions:
1. Why is she here? She is no Bad Girl. In fact, she's reminiscent of THIS "Bad Girl" from season 4.

Predictions:
1. I have no predictions for Miss Lauren, the only thing i do hope however is that she gets a one way ticket to get out of "I'm boring and have no personality so therefore people cannot blog about me" land.

Nikki- Oh Nikki, you undercover lesbian you! Nikki is equivlent to that annoying guy in Jr. high who calls you names because he likes you. Initially, I liked this girl but her pranks (putting a vibrator in Jade's suitcase -_-) are soooooo aamature. However i would dare not say that to her face because it is obvious that she takes some type of steroids and would beat my ass. or rape me. Whatever one she's in the mood to do to me that day.

First Impressions:
1. She has a pretty face but why is she shaped like a football player? OH, it's because she plays football. It all makes sense now.
2. You are not funny, your jokes are like popsicle stick jokes.

Predictions:
1. The whole house is going to get sick of her shit-and FAST! Unfortunately for them though, Miss Nikki is a tough cookie and doesn't give one goddamn about any of that because at the end of the day, she'll kick your ass...at the reunion.

Sydney- Sydney is another one of my favorites so far. She has common sense, and she's not a fan of drunken drama -and those two things alone will take you far in my book of people i like.

First Impressions:
1. Fiesty Red hair and tattoos? I LIKE YOU.
2. Stop immating Jades drunk face..it's making you look unattractive.
3.She reminds me of season 5 Lea.

Predictions:
1. I think Sydneys in here for the long haul. Annnnnnddd she'll hook up with a few girls in the house (obviously)