January 24, 2011

FUCK! i FAILED my PERMIT TEST!


This was just an awful tragedy! I am soon to be 19 years old, and i have no license and no permit. Don't you dare judge me bitch, or i will poke you in the eyeball with an eyeliner pencil. ANYWAYS now that the threats have been threatened on with the story.

So i wake up at the crack of dawn and walk to the DMV, oh and it's freezing and there isn't a bird in sight that is cripping, this probally should have been a dead give away that this wasn't going to turn out well. So i go and i'm reading the rule book while i wait FOREVER to take the test.

When i'm done with my test, i hand it to the guy and he correct the test with a RED marker and i watch him correct it. I missed 7 and to pass i could only miss 6.

WHAT THE FUCK! I didn't know it was illegal to smoke in the car with your kids! Who knows that? I see people ALL of the time breaking that law.

There was also another stupid ass question that was asked: if you see this sign what does it mean? 

I answered that there is a perdistean cross walk ahead. The "correct" answer was that there is perdstian walking in the crosswalk. THAT is NOT true! It's not guarentted that someone will ALWAYS be crossing in the crosswalk but it's a guarentte that there is a crosswalk ahead -__-

The worst part of ALL was taking that walk of shame back home, and watching a bunch of illegal immigrants drive recklessly, I cryed.

Below i have my actual test for you guys to take a gander at!









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