Of All Things Lil Kim.

With it being the new year, which means dumping those loosely habits also known as boyfriends in 2010, why not post an amazing, fuck/kill your boyfriend and take his money verse from Lil Kim. oh by the way just in case you guys care, which you do! i ALWAYS listen to this verse after a break up, it has less calories than eating chocolate and less jail time than slashing your ex's tires.

Niggas..betta grab a seat, grab on ya dick as this bitch gets deep. Deeper than a pussy of a bitch 6 feet stiff dicks feel sweet in this little petite. Young Bitch from the streets guaranteed to stay down used to bring work outta town on Greyhound.Now Im Billboard now, niggas pressed to hit it play me like a chicken, thinkin Im pressed to get it. Rather do the killin than the stick up jooks rather count a million while you eat my pussy. Push me to the limit get my feelings in get me open while Im cummin down your throat-in you wanna be my main squeeze nigga-dontcha you wanna lick between my knees nigga, dontcha wanna see me wit Big and 3 down the ave.blow up spots on bitches because im there. Break up affairs lick shots in the air you get vex and start swingin everywhere me shiftee? Now you wanna pistol whip me pull out your 9, while I cock on mine and what nigga. I aint got time for this, so what nigga? Im not tryin to hear that shit. Now you wanna buy me diamonds and Armani suits Adrienne Vittadini and Chanel Nine boots. Things to make up for all the games and the lies Hallmark cards, sayin I apologize. Is you wit me, how could you ever decieve me but paybacks a bitch motherfucker, believe me. Naw I aint gay this aint no lesbo flow just a lil somethin to let you motherfuckers know.

FUCK! i FAILED my PERMIT TEST!

This was just an awful tragedy! I am soon to be 19 years old, and i have no license and no permit. Don't you dare judge me bitch, or i will poke you in the eyeball with an eyeliner pencil. ANYWAYS now that the threats have been threatened on with the story.

So i wake up at the crack of dawn and walk to the DMV, oh and it's freezing and there isn't a bird in sight that is cripping, this probally should have been a dead give away that this wasn't going to turn out well. So i go and i'm reading the rule book while i wait FOREVER to take the test.

When i'm done with my test, i hand it to the guy and he correct the test with a RED marker and i watch him correct it. I missed 7 and to pass i could only miss 6.

WHAT THE FUCK! I didn't know it was illegal to smoke in the car with your kids! Who knows that? I see people ALL of the time breaking that law.

There was also another stupid ass question that was asked: if you see this sign what does it mean? 

I answered that there is a perdistean cross walk ahead. The "correct" answer was that there is perdstian walking in the crosswalk. THAT is NOT true! It's not guarentted that someone will ALWAYS be crossing in the crosswalk but it's a guarentte that there is a crosswalk ahead -__-

The worst part of ALL was taking that walk of shame back home, and watching a bunch of illegal immigrants drive recklessly, I cryed.

Below i have my actual test for you guys to take a gander at!

Best Dressed Woman In TV

I fell in love with clothes at a very young age mainly because when my eyes wern't glued to the television watching episodes of Jenny Jones & Jerry Springer, I was watching sitcoms. I didn't even understand the jokes (of course) and most of the time i would just watch these T.V. shows on mute. For most of my highschool career, i always got made fun of because of the way i dressed, THEN those fuckers voted me Best Dressed. I swear i had the -_- look on my face for at least a week. Anyways, take a look at the ladies in television who HEAVILY influenced my style.

 

 

Celebrities With Terrible Mates

This makes no sense to me at all. I mean whats the point of being a celebrity if you can't benefit off the free hot ass? I mean these celebrities aren't only one night standing these creatures, BUT they are putting a motherfucking ring on it!? Who knows? Maybe it's just the whole in my heart that says that just isn't right, like the fact that Rkelly still claims it wasn't him in the sex tape but that's totally off topic! BUT i can say these couples give flase hope to people all over the world, they have that fugly thing looking in the mirror getting ready to hit the club thinking " hey if, such and such got this celebrity looking like that, i can at least get an average Joe with no baby momma drama and some good credit" NOT! Heres some flics of the most outrageous couples i've noticed.