October 17, 2012

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD: Your Life on Paper


  • Lauren: BRANDI ! Why do you just have your Social Security card laying around your car!?
  • Brandi: I dont know.
  • Lauren: Dont you know if someone finds this your life is OVER! You'll never own a new car, own a house, you'll never live ever again.
  • Brandi: -__-
  • (2 Hours Later)
  • Brandi: Hey, whats your Wifi name?
  • Lauren: Garcia.
  • Brandi: Why the fuck is it Garcia?
  • Lauren: BECAUSE MY AUNTIE HAS HER EX-BOYFRIENDS SOCIAL SECURITY CARD.

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