Below are some of the recent thoughts i thought up while spending quality time with Mary & Jane.
Brandi: I hope its unnamouce around the world that when choosing a flavor, you should always go with the red one. & yeah i know, reds not a flavor. Don't be a smart ass.
Brandi:Why haven't i made a designated a time of each day that i will do my kegals?
Brandi: That's so fucked up! We totally don't respect palm trees as works of art like we should.
Brandi: It was rude of YG to steal Khia's song without asking her permission or buying her some chicken wingz! This generation just has no class.
Brandi: I wish cell phones would have ceased at Blackberrys. I mean c'mon dude, they had thee BEST keyboards.
Brandi: Does Kanye have enough money to take a trip to the moon? If so, why hasn't he? I would be so content when his constant rants of how much he's the shit because he went to the moon. & if he died? Who fucking cares. He died doing some cool shit like GOING TO THE MOON!
Brandi: When I get to heaven, i have to stop cursing.
Brandi: What the FUCK was i thinking giving my virginity to HIM -_-
Brandi: When you think about it, every pizza place has distinctively different pizza from another.
Brandi: I am too damn old to not know how to hula-hoop.
Brandi: I could totally marry a cartoon character, that his name would be Eric Cartman.
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