Kiss Asses Still Exist.

1. Teachers pets, brown nosers, kiss asses. They still exist although everyone is a fucking adult and should have grown out of that age 11.
2. You are allowed to call your teachers by their first names! But I don’t, that shit is just odd & awkward. My teachers claim they would prefer me to call them by their first name but I don’t. I mean how can i take you serious if i'm calling you Lauren, which my best friends name [which is actually one of my teachers name] plus my mother would not be happy if she found out I was calling a teacher by their first name.
3. Books & supplies are not free, I totally took it for granted in high school when we got our books at the beginning of the year. In college books are expensive and with the classes I have I NEVER even used them -__- YES 300 dollars down the motherfucking drain.
4. You live by the syllabus! Unlike highschool teachers have a motherfucking plan. You don't come into class & see the shit written on the board. No it's printed out for you on the first day, you can look at that shit & decide weather or not your gonna go to class on a certain day.
5. Speaking of not going to class. No body calls your rents if you don’t go, or looks at you awkward because they know you ditched their class the day before. No one gives a fuck wither you come or not *that's what she said.
6. An English class in high school is not the same as English class in college. The classes are much harder BUT somehow in this twister reality, college is much easier for ME b/c you go to class less & have less assignments but the assignments that you do have aren't BS work their in depth. idk it just works out way better.
7. Cafeteria food isn’t all that bad in college cos the lunch ladies and lunch "men" who cook are studying Culinary, so their actually interested in cooking for you and making sure you like it. Their not some 67 year old lady with tits to her belly button trying to convinvce you the mystery meat isn't left over meat from yesterdays "beef"tacos.
8. Teachers actually like their job & give a fuck about their students. If you talk to them, they’ll usually assist you in any area you need help with like turning in late assignments or getting extra help on a  hard lesson
9. There’s ALWAYS someone in your class who has it MORE than you. Someone is taking 3 times as many units as you are, receiving less or no finical aid & still have a job or even more than one job. So don't complain about how hard college is at this point, were all adults & no one gives a fuck abt you and your pity party.