1. I hate going to someones facebook page, and you click on their photos, and there's a sequences of ugly photos...AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE theres a picture of Beyonce -_-. Like you just slipped it in there and i wasn't supposed to notice that that's fucking beyonce and not your unnatractive ass.
2. Party Promoters/Event invatations I am an NOT, i repeat AM NOT going to your funky ass club or party so stop sending me invites. I don't want to be invited. Stop sending me messages and getting me all excited that someone wrote me for NO reason.
3. Pokes. This is self-explanitory.
4. Facebook Chat. I guess this can be a good thing, but for me it's not. It's like if you can't get a hold of me by sending me a message or writing on my wall, we probably DON'T need to be friends.
5. I pretty much hate the whole entire left side of Facebook. It's full of shit that doesn't matter. Also, facebook chat is on the left side as well. Coincidence? I think not. (that's an actual screen shot of the leftside of my FB)
6. Family. Having your family on Facebook is NEVER a good idea. You can't really say anything that you wouldn't want your older brother to know, or shit even your mom to know. Facebook has gotten too accsesible to old people, and how people don't find that creepy? IDK.
7. Tagged Photos are a bitch. I REALLY don't need you to tag me in a photo where you look all cute and sexyfied and i'm in the background eating Ritzs crackers and spinich dip, and theres spinich dip residue on my lips that can possibly be mistaken for sperm. NO THANKS. Leave me the fuck out of your tagged photos. I will tag myself (if i look cute), thank you very much.
8. Random birthday reminders that get sent to your phone. Personally for me, i could really give one fuck if 36 of my facebook friends birthday are this week. That's MY bussiness if i want to wish them a Happy Birthday or not, reminders and such aren't needed.
9. I also hate that when I "Like" something on facebook, people must have a conversation in that post. Because of this, i refrain from liking things because i don't want a jillion notifcations of you and your freinds going back and forth about some bullshit. Many great status updates have gone unliked because you and your friends couldn't shut the fuck up.
10. Facebook trends. Right now poeple are changing their profile pictures to cartoons becasue it's supposed to "raise awareness" to child abuse. How that's rasing awareness and helping out abused children? IDK. That's the mystery of the century. Personally if i wanted to help out abused children, i'd click HERE and send in a couple of bucks. i wouldn't do it through Facebook. -_-
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