GirlTalkk Wishes You A Happy Thanksgiving!

 

Eat today, lose the weight tomorrow is our motto! =]

Kanye Being Kanye

Gawker put together is compilataion of Kanye West antics. I don't know about you guys, but watching this makes me love him 5% more, so now i love him 105%.

If I Were You I'd Listen To Me (Week 2)

1. If it is fucking cold outside, and for SOME reason unbenounced to me, you happen to be going to an outdoor sporting event, and it's fucking cold outside...don't wear short ass attire, not only are you reaching ALL levels of not cuteness, but you will possibly catch a pneumonia and becoming sickly because you were attempting to be cute is in fact, not cute.

2. If you still don't know how to spell bananas after gwen stefani came out with Hollaback Girl, you're a dumbass.

3. If you don't want people to think your welcome to sucking dick at any given time, don't eat bananas or suck on lolipops in public. you think i'm immature for sterotyping you in a dicking suck category? well i think YOUR immature for eating foods shaped like dicks all out in the public like that. (and yes i know that all the best foods are shaped like dicks.) but so what! there's a time and place for everything.

4. Not being over your ex is SOOOOO summer 2010. you need to get your shit together and stop replying to those booty call texts at all hours of the wee mornings.

5. If you are on the verge of becoming a sidechick who is (most likely) unnatrative, i belive that Work It by Missy Elliot should be your theme song.

6. Having outraegeous nails does not look cute unless you already dress nice.

7.The teens on MTV's 16 & pregnant are far more dumb then your average 16 & pregnant teen that is not on MTV.

8. If your voice sounds like Khloe Kardashian when she talks to Lamar, there is a 100% chance that i hate you.

9. I challenge you to when come home from school or work scream "DADDDDYYS HOME!" in your best Usher voice.

10. When in doubt just wear black. i mean you should already know that by now but this is for the people who are oblivious to that rule. (aka MOST of the girls i went to highschool with)

Everytime I Have Sex I Cum In 3 Minutes, What Should I Do?

In this weeks webisode we discuss: where to hide your sex toys,STDs,restrainging orders,out of control pubes,penis sizes, the correct use of the term "ejaculated", rough fingering,smelley vaginas and having sex with your best friend.

Penis Power Vs. Pussy Power

Pussy Power

Penis Power

Pro's & Con's

1.Pussy can be sold , Penis is always free.

2.Pussy won't tap into your emotions , Penis will .

3. Pussy has no face  , Penis has a face.

[ meaning a guy will fuck pretty much any girl. a girl won't fuck just any guy]

 One isn't necessarily more strong than the other, Pussy can be translated into material objects like money. Guys spend money on girls , wining & dining them etc. just to get some pussy & in the end wither you get to fuck her or not you could be left broke, while Penis can be translated into emotions. Girls usually only have sex with guys that really have feelings for & in the end if he leaves,  your left crying, watching waiting to exhale with a bucket of ice cream. It all depends on which you value you more? Financial Stability or Emotional Stability ?

Halloween!

"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut

 and no other girls can say anything bad about it" -Mean Girls

How I Would Fuck You...(as explained by anonymous)

"well, first off, i wouldn't just fuck you, i'd make love to you like there was no tomorrow. the location would be irrelevant, as long as we were alone without a care in the world. things would start off slow. i wouldn't rush things, i would take my time, warm you up, and enjoy every second with you. we'd start with some light kissing and progress from there. i would kiss you on the lips, your forehead, and then back to your lips. after things heated up a bit, i'd start kissing and nibbling on your ears and then move to your neck, kissing and licking gently but intently.

from there i would slowly remove your clothes, first with your shirt (and bra if you were wearing one), but i would leave your bottoms on for a while. i'd kiss you some more and slowly make my way down your neck and to your wonderful breasts. i'd kiss them and lick them, gently gliding my tongue in a circular motion, then moving inwards licking your nipples and then sucking on them ever so gently. all the while i would be running my hands up and down your soft body, once in a while running them through your hair.

Memorable Commercials

Los Angeles Fashion Week

1. THE MILLINERY GUILD SHOW

October 15 , 2010

This was one of the best shows I've been to. There were 16 designers

the last being MONDO from Project Runway!

His line featured neon colored mouse traps

that were also . . BEDAZZLED!

2. CONCEPT : Angel Johnson Show

October 16, 2010

The venue was really nice , but the clothing IN the show

reeked of stolen ideas that weren't translated well.

The clothing looked as if Beatle Juice And Alice & Wonderland

had a bastard child together & the newborn shit this line out.

After the Angel Johnson show ISM Mode had a press shoot that

went on upstairs & it was fucking AMAZING.

We met the designer of ISM Mode & her boyfriend, who we

had a very interesting conversation about Biological Anthropology.

Science talk at a fashion show? who would have thought .

3. Fashion Week Extravaganza at Vanguard 

October 23, 2010

This show sucked big hairy balls -__- 

Cheap unfinished garments , DISGUSTING!

The club's security were so fucking

rude because we were under 21 & technically not allowed to

be in the club, they marked our hands with fucking red X's

which meant we couldn't drink.

BUT

We were still seated in V.I.P

Amazing things that happened :

1. I was able to dance to " like a G6 " in the club before the

song went out of style.

2. I heard the same security guard who gave us red X's while on

his break say " that bitch is a fucking whore. I know at least 15

guys on the east cost that she blew &

my cousin? Dude he fucked the SHIT outta her " in his

Jersey Shore accent.