1. If it is fucking cold outside, and for SOME reason unbenounced to me, you happen to be going to an outdoor sporting event, and it's fucking cold outside...don't wear short ass attire, not only are you reaching ALL levels of not cuteness, but you will possibly catch a pneumonia and becoming sickly because you were attempting to be cute is in fact, not cute.
2. If you still don't know how to spell bananas after gwen stefani came out with Hollaback Girl, you're a dumbass.
3. If you don't want people to think your welcome to sucking dick at any given time, don't eat bananas or suck on lolipops in public. you think i'm immature for sterotyping you in a dicking suck category? well i think YOUR immature for eating foods shaped like dicks all out in the public like that. (and yes i know that all the best foods are shaped like dicks.) but so what! there's a time and place for everything.
4. Not being over your ex is SOOOOO summer 2010. you need to get your shit together and stop replying to those booty call texts at all hours of the wee mornings.
5. If you are on the verge of becoming a sidechick who is (most likely) unnatrative, i belive that Work It by Missy Elliot should be your theme song.
6. Having outraegeous nails does not look cute unless you already dress nice.
7.The teens on MTV's 16 & pregnant are far more dumb then your average 16 & pregnant teen that is not on MTV.
8. If your voice sounds like Khloe Kardashian when she talks to Lamar, there is a 100% chance that i hate you.
9. I challenge you to when come home from school or work scream "DADDDDYYS HOME!" in your best Usher voice.
10. When in doubt just wear black. i mean you should already know that by now but this is for the people who are oblivious to that rule. (aka MOST of the girls i went to highschool with)
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