April 19, 2014

Preparing for 420.


So recently, I saw this video:



In it, Lil Wayne shows us how he spent 420 last year (which looks fucking amazing btw) and even urges viewers to send footage of how they spend their 420. Anyways, this of course sparked my mind to travel back and think about my past 420's and tho they were good, like anything if I had prepared it would have been better. So below I have come up with a little list of things that you should do before 420 to insure that it goes supa dupa smoooooth.



This is of course the most important thing of all. I remember one 420 I spent the entire day running around to all these different shops/ different weedmen( first time ever needing to use the plural version of "weedman") and by the time I was done it was late as fuck with no time to even smoke all the weed we had planned to smoke and I was tired as shit, this time not from da indo. So I suggest going to the shop today, cause its gonna be busy as shit tomorrow. Unless you want to partake in those Jesus-like (no Easter pun intended) 420 deals, then get up early. Same goes if you're going the illegal route, hit your weedman up even sooner like NOW cos we all know they are so unreliable. Plus if your weedman happens to be religious his ass might be in church all day tomorrow.



I don't know about you. But when I get the munchies I all of a sudden become real picky about what is gonna please my heightened taste buds so having a bunch of things that are extra tasty to choose from is key on 420. This year it should be relatively easy since it happens to fall on Easter. If your Mom loves you there should be an Easter basket full of goodies to snack on and she should be up at the crack of dawn cooking Easter dinner which will serve PERFECT for when your munchies get real. If you don't have a mother who loves you, well that sucks BUT you now have the opportunity to mooch of someone else's mothers cooking.



Get enough blunts/papers so that there's no need for any unnecessary store runs in the middle of the session to get more. So lets say 5 packs of blunts per person in the session. I mean if you don't use them all that day you will eventually. Next, LIGHTERS! Two lighters per person in the session just to insure that no one fucks up because a lost lighter can be a high blown if there's not another to spark dat blunt in your hand. Keep the grinder/blunt splitter close just for ease but they aren't mandatory.

I guess all this stuff is kinda common sense but when we're high all that shit goes out the window, so just use this shit for reference. Enjoy your Easter and 420!

Side note: If you're at Coachella right now, you have prepared yourself much better than any of the rest of us because you have the opportunity to have the best Easter/420/Coachella experience of a lifetime. You lucky motherfuckers.


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