10 Reasons Why Single People Are Way More Awesome Than People In Relationships

1. We're our own bosses! We don't have to check in with anybody

2. We don't over use the word babe. (like babe, can you pass me the remote babe. BABEEEE! i don't wanna watch basketball babe. we did that last time i was over here. ok babe, you win this time babe.)

3. We don't ask stupid questions that everyone knows the answer to. "so there was this thing that LOOKED like a hickey, but he told me that it was a burn mark on his neck. funny thing though is that he has a fade. i know my babe would never lie to me, so what do you think it was?"

4. We don't have to meet anybodys parents and get the "i know your fucking my son/daughter" look.

5.We can't get cheated on!

6. We don't have to snoop.

7.We don't have to shave/wax our pubes as often. I SAID AS OFTEN, you should still totally do it because your a single lady now, you don't know what could pop up.(pun intended)

8.NO GIFT BUYING! 

9.We don't have to keep our phones on vibrate or silent. Embarassing ringtones rejoice!

10. We can listen to Single Ladies religiously and relentlessly and it applies EVERYTIME. (even if you up in the club and you and your boyfriend "just" broke up like...six months ago)