GirlTalkk Wishes You A Happy Thanksgiving!

 

Eat today, lose the weight tomorrow is our motto! =]

Kanye Being Kanye

Gawker put together is compilataion of Kanye West antics. I don't know about you guys, but watching this makes me love him 5% more, so now i love him 105%.

If I Were You I'd Listen To Me (Week 2)

1. If it is fucking cold outside, and for SOME reason unbenounced to me, you happen to be going to an outdoor sporting event, and it's fucking cold outside...don't wear short ass attire, not only are you reaching ALL levels of not cuteness, but you will possibly catch a pneumonia and becoming sickly because you were attempting to be cute is in fact, not cute.

2. If you still don't know how to spell bananas after gwen stefani came out with Hollaback Girl, you're a dumbass.

3. If you don't want people to think your welcome to sucking dick at any given time, don't eat bananas or suck on lolipops in public. you think i'm immature for sterotyping you in a dicking suck category? well i think YOUR immature for eating foods shaped like dicks all out in the public like that. (and yes i know that all the best foods are shaped like dicks.) but so what! there's a time and place for everything.

4. Not being over your ex is SOOOOO summer 2010. you need to get your shit together and stop replying to those booty call texts at all hours of the wee mornings.

5. If you are on the verge of becoming a sidechick who is (most likely) unnatrative, i belive that Work It by Missy Elliot should be your theme song.

6. Having outraegeous nails does not look cute unless you already dress nice.

7.The teens on MTV's 16 & pregnant are far more dumb then your average 16 & pregnant teen that is not on MTV.

8. If your voice sounds like Khloe Kardashian when she talks to Lamar, there is a 100% chance that i hate you.

9. I challenge you to when come home from school or work scream "DADDDDYYS HOME!" in your best Usher voice.

10. When in doubt just wear black. i mean you should already know that by now but this is for the people who are oblivious to that rule. (aka MOST of the girls i went to highschool with)

Everytime I Have Sex I Cum In 3 Minutes, What Should I Do?

In this weeks webisode we discuss: where to hide your sex toys,STDs,restrainging orders,out of control pubes,penis sizes, the correct use of the term "ejaculated", rough fingering,smelley vaginas and having sex with your best friend.

Penis Power Vs. Pussy Power

Pussy Power

Penis Power

Pro's & Con's

1.Pussy can be sold , Penis is always free.

2.Pussy won't tap into your emotions , Penis will .

3. Pussy has no face  , Penis has a face.

[ meaning a guy will fuck pretty much any girl. a girl won't fuck just any guy]

 One isn't necessarily more strong than the other, Pussy can be translated into material objects like money. Guys spend money on girls , wining & dining them etc. just to get some pussy & in the end wither you get to fuck her or not you could be left broke, while Penis can be translated into emotions. Girls usually only have sex with guys that really have feelings for & in the end if he leaves,  your left crying, watching waiting to exhale with a bucket of ice cream. It all depends on which you value you more? Financial Stability or Emotional Stability ?