Halloween!

"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut

 and no other girls can say anything bad about it" -Mean Girls

How I Would Fuck You...(as explained by anonymous)

"well, first off, i wouldn't just fuck you, i'd make love to you like there was no tomorrow. the location would be irrelevant, as long as we were alone without a care in the world. things would start off slow. i wouldn't rush things, i would take my time, warm you up, and enjoy every second with you. we'd start with some light kissing and progress from there. i would kiss you on the lips, your forehead, and then back to your lips. after things heated up a bit, i'd start kissing and nibbling on your ears and then move to your neck, kissing and licking gently but intently.

from there i would slowly remove your clothes, first with your shirt (and bra if you were wearing one), but i would leave your bottoms on for a while. i'd kiss you some more and slowly make my way down your neck and to your wonderful breasts. i'd kiss them and lick them, gently gliding my tongue in a circular motion, then moving inwards licking your nipples and then sucking on them ever so gently. all the while i would be running my hands up and down your soft body, once in a while running them through your hair.

Memorable Commercials

Los Angeles Fashion Week

1. THE MILLINERY GUILD SHOW

October 15 , 2010

This was one of the best shows I've been to. There were 16 designers

the last being MONDO from Project Runway!

His line featured neon colored mouse traps

that were also . . BEDAZZLED!

2. CONCEPT : Angel Johnson Show

October 16, 2010

The venue was really nice , but the clothing IN the show

reeked of stolen ideas that weren't translated well.

The clothing looked as if Beatle Juice And Alice & Wonderland

had a bastard child together & the newborn shit this line out.

After the Angel Johnson show ISM Mode had a press shoot that

went on upstairs & it was fucking AMAZING.

We met the designer of ISM Mode & her boyfriend, who we

had a very interesting conversation about Biological Anthropology.

Science talk at a fashion show? who would have thought .

3. Fashion Week Extravaganza at Vanguard 

October 23, 2010

This show sucked big hairy balls -__- 

Cheap unfinished garments , DISGUSTING!

The club's security were so fucking

rude because we were under 21 & technically not allowed to

be in the club, they marked our hands with fucking red X's

which meant we couldn't drink.

BUT

We were still seated in V.I.P

Amazing things that happened :

1. I was able to dance to " like a G6 " in the club before the

song went out of style.

2. I heard the same security guard who gave us red X's while on

his break say " that bitch is a fucking whore. I know at least 15

guys on the east cost that she blew &

my cousin? Dude he fucked the SHIT outta her " in his

Jersey Shore accent.